Sunday, December 27, 2009

fappy folidays

The holidays are great opportunities for taking pictures and facing in these pictures.





Nothing special. Stay posted.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Photo Booth

I had never been to my company Holiday party in the past, and when I first walked in I was dragged into a photo booth, in which I proceeded to do the following:


Tuesday, September 8, 2009

A Work of Fart (Face Art)


This was a recently discovered gem, sent by our good friend Ben Domanico. This was taken when I was briefly on display at the Maryland Institute College of Art in Baltimore, MD. The reaction was not quite what we had hoped for, but a proud moment none the less.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

grab face bag

i pulled these out of my face folder, and glad i did. the top one is from the outside world (what the hell is the type at the bottom?)
then we have my brilliant sister, with a legendary face (with great lighting might i add)
then we have myself in early and experimental stages of facing, a few years ago.
those were the days...
enjoy

above: note the mastered use of the "4+ lips" technique, mashing with the "3+-? chin" technique, with a very impressive flushness of the face and neck, which is really what any facist aspires towards

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

greetings, dear friends and facers. this is my first foray into the language of facing.



I call this one "disgusorientation".

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

triumphant face return

Hellow internet and friends, I'm back from a long journey from the land of the Maya - Guatemala.

This was, of course, a facetastic opportunity to flex the art and keep my abilities on my toes. Foes.

However, I didn't really capture myself facing against the backdrop of anything stunning or wonderful, but I hope these images can inspire you to face well and face often, even in the face of adversity.

My teacher Don Mateo and I partying at Juan Sisay Escuela De Espanol.



Me at an opium den in Xela.



Me in the jungles of Copan in Honduras.



Thank you.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

MFA - master of face arts



All of us get one. Especially Errol.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Oh...Mein...Gott...?!?!


This image was posted quite some time ago, but in a much smaller format. This is an incredible display, once again, of Tyler's phenomenal shape shifting abilities....words escape me.

The Rats of NIMH


The use of props is oft times discouraged in the Facing realm, but Caleb's mastery of the art is far beyond conventional prop usage.

Light From Above


A wonderful display of a rather new facing technique, the Overhead Shot. It should also be noted that this was definitely shot on top of a mountain...just throwing that out there.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Sam #1


Another one of our comrades, Sam displaying incredible quasi human horselike gestures by means of expert mandibular manipulations. Bravo...bravo.

Ben #1


Here we have an example of a Proto angry/concerned facial blast from our esteemed colleague Ben. I cannot recall which emotion was displayed in the end, but I am sure that it changed my life.

Rock Biter


Here we see Derrick displaying a face which, to me, is quite reminiscent of Rock Biter from the Never Ending Story (see earlier post, "fudgement![face judgement]"). I am not quite sure what I am doing in the background, but I am pretty sure it rules.

Top Gun


It is always a challenge to Face appropriately whilst shielding the eyes. For me, my eyebrows are a major character in my facial discourse, so this one was quite a challenge for me.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Fest Face


This is another old one from our competition at The Fest 07'. The challenge in this particular round was the obstacle of facing whilst devouring crabs.

Super Human


Tyler Newbold, once again displaying his shapeshifting abilities. Note the differences between Tyler's shapeshifted form, and Jackie's human state. Wowzers indeed.

Crableb


Caleb Flood becoming a crab. Excellence in a spoon friends.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Baby's 2nd Flog?


Apparently I recently telepathically provoked Jackson's first Flog. Another shining example of the Collective Unfonscience.

Baby's First Flog


When babies cry, the best way to make them feel better is to take their picture and post it on the Internet. PARENTING WIN!

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

self-explanatory

Facebook apparently remembers everything about you when you de-activate your account... even your damn "what are you doing right now" status from a YEAR AGO! Scary times. All of that is in the giant internet-technology-god-mind-brain-globalunification-computer-network device, just waiting for someone to find. Or use.

Anyway, I did find a stupendous face-off of Sally and I from some party in South Carolina a year and some change ago. Notice I am in a superhero costume AND a windbreaker. Thank you very much.



Note Sally's crooked eyes. Nice touch. All you facers out there could take a hint from our obvious rediculousness.

be well, face often.

Bergman


Tyler and Derrick in one of many Facial tributes to the great Swedish director Ingmar Bergman. In classic Bergmanesque rack focus, one is reminded of great scenes from the 7th Seal, and perhaps slight hints at the likes of The Rats of Nimh, via Tyler's rodent like features. Truly stunning.

?!?!?!?!?


A truly inhuman Face. Apparently Tyler is a shape-shifter of sorts.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Serpa Time



Here we have Lauren doing an amazing Face-tusion. She is really a prodigy in the Face-ing World!!

Thursday, March 26, 2009

FIRST-FLOG!


me doing my victor face.


victor doing his victor face.


aaron doing his prism face. prace?

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

fudgement! (face judgement)

The day of reckoning has come!

(Hey folks! It's Derrick.)



This particular face came from long hours of sitting on my porch in the summertime. Notice the shoulders arching over making for a good face composition (facomposition?)

Also....

Behold the first face video on Das Flog!



This technique is highly advanced - note the addition of makeup to accentuate maximum power.

be well, face often.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Facecus


A poor attempt at combining the words face and focus? yes.
A poor attempt at a deeply contemplative outpouring of facial discourse? no.

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Weird. Not quite sure why that title posted in Tamil, but the intended Title was Triple Threat. Reggie Displaying an amazingly well constructed facial blast, as it were with two other friends. Nice work Folks.

Facentration


A subtle yet boldly penetrating face from Ross. Well done Capitan.

Facepanema


Reggie, myself, and Jason displaying a varied array of Factivities. Influences ranging from Kabuki to kangaroos.